Thursday, December 1, 2011

Chauvinists.

Beating up chauvinists is one of my favourite pastimes, almost always is sound entertainment. Have you ever noticed how men believe that if a woman calls them an asshole for being a chauvinist she becomes a feminist –they simply cannot comprehend the idea that the reason they’re being verbally abused is because they actually-are-assholes!

I have never been and possibly never will be a feminist. It takes too much effort, patience and tolerance to watch these fools make even bigger fools of themselves. But on odd days, when nothing eventful has happened I lend these losers my ears. And then laugh ofcourse.

Mostly it’s about reservation, you see in India everything is about reservation. Noone can get over it. It has turned into the Marilyn Monroe of social problems, pity it’s never going to actually die. Anyhoo.

Girls get thirty percent of all seats. Oh no. The world is going to crash and burn.
There really is no point in me pointing out the scientific statistical reasoning behind such moves. There is no point in holding up figures (pun intended) about how many women graduate every year at schools and how many apply to colleges. How probability of their not receiving an education outshines the possibility of them entering IIT. But these people are biologically enabled to not comprehend any of this, it’s like god fitted a helmet within their crania that could deflect such reasoning.

Discrimination is the basis of society. Yes, I am known for such epithets that make no sense until actually explained. Therefore. Social stratification is based on money and power. There is always some means to differentiate between two seemingly similar people. Starting with our fifth grade examinations differentiation has always been of prime importance. So, even when there are no differences in practice, we’ll find them. However small insignificant and crude these differences may be.
Faultfinding is also another important part of being from this sub-continent.
Then there are those assholes, who cannot stand the fact that a woman can have guts. It’s not possible. This probably arises from watching too many Indian movies, like all our social problems. You see verbal abuse is like a kitchen knife. Anyone can use it, it doesn’t mean that the girl is polluted (*oh no*).

Have you ever noticed how nearly all abuses insinuate women and not men? That’s really messed up. Nearly all abuses seem to classify being a women as lowly. Sick creepy stuff. When I asked a friend about this she said calmly – that’s cause guys made them all up. And yeah, probably they did. So I’ve given up swearing cause that insults women. Only. Even if your swearing at a guy you’ll actually be swearing at his mom or something like that. Pointless.

Also some guys think that you can break a girl with verbal abuse, it only shows how weak you are. :) Doesn’t prove squat. There are those traditional people who believe that by abusing a girl,the girl is degraded. Frankly, the guy should be ashamed of himself. Verbal and sexual abuses are the same if they are intended to denigrate a woman’s dignity. Therefore watching a guy mouth off nonsense to a girl is the same as you watching him molest her. Yes it’s a stretch of an analogy, because he hasn’t touched her. But the effect is just different levels of the same emotion, shame for no fault of their own.

Basically, stop insulting women cause they don’t respect you. You want respect? Earn it.

Drinking and smoking are general bad habits, just like peeing on walls and spitting on the streets.So please stop posting and reposting pictures of some poor college girl with a photoshopped bindhi smoking up, no one really cares. Not even Abdul Kalam, no.

Girls can swear. And they probably would. If you claim ignorance about guys who grab women in buses, then shut up and deal with this too. If you don’t, then if that’s allowed,so is this.

Yeah so there was this Russian chick who raped a couple of guys and she became global news. Yay, +1 for feminism some idiot said. So what about the hundreds of women who get raped everyday? Err erm, and they deflect. Somehow rape and torture are taboo discussion topics in our society, a society where they are highly popular.
Chauvinists are of several types. And I have one sentence for all of them.

See basically, if you are going to blame all the women in the world for a girl who dumped you – Yousuck.

Yawn.

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